So the deadline for entering my contest (Oct 15th) is approaching. So far, the following people are joining me in my quest to drop the size of an average Turkey before Thanksgiving:
Elizabeth (for exercise only)
If any others want to sign up, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or leave a comment. You need to record your weight and your losses on a weekly basis and report the results in to me. You do not have to reveal your actual weight, just the pounds lost. Remember, the person losing the highest PERCENTAGE of weight by December 1st wins the five buckarooni gift card to Starbucks.
In case any of you needed further proof what a classy operation we run around here, I present the following video of my youngest spawn bustin' her moves to the all time classic...
Yeah, baby. The Safety Dance. Now the song will be stuck in your head all day. You're welcome.
(and no, before you ask, I did NOT teach her to stop dancing in order to pick her nose.)